Monday, July 16, 2012

Brother Can You Spare A Loon?

Now we know where to ask for moneybeg to maintain our lavish existence:
According to data from Environics Analytics WealthScapes published in the Globe and Mail, the net worth of the average Canadian household in 2011 was $363,202, while the average American household’s net worth was $319,970.
C'mon people, we're starving down here! Seriously. We're down to about a hundred of your "kilogrammes."

7 comments:

  1. Are you fucking kidding me? My household net worth is some pocket lint and half a quart of leftover mac n cheese.

    Seriously, I don't do laundry because the skidmarks in my underpants contribute to my household net worth...

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  2. Net Worth Editor:
    We've already gone through the mac & cheese, it's pkgs. of ramen now.

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  3. I would seriously enjoy watching someone like Rmoney try to survive on minimum wage.

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  4. Broke/Broken Editor:
    We'd enjoy seeing him try to live on our gummint stipend, which actually pays more after taxes than our last wage-slavery. Bet he'd be shocked when he went in to the grocery store as a shopper for the first time in his existence.

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  5. mac n cheese

    That is known by the exotic name of Kraft Dinner in the best country in North America.

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  6. Continental Editor:
    Meskin libel!!

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