Black plague on all other
All other scum like you!
— Writ by us, 1983-ish. (The copyright's still good, so fuck off!)
Only about seven cases are reported in the United States annually, mostly in northern New Mexico, and New York City had not seen an instance in more than 100 years.Whatever, lady; the plague is often found in squirrels here in the capital of the known universe.
"It is important for the public to know that there have only been four cases of human plague in Los Angeles County since 1984, none of which are fatal," Fielding said.Stop trying to make us feel better. We want plague deaths, & we want them now!
Don't be so 14th century.
ReplyDeleteWhat's gonna get us is mutated bird flu.
Disease Editor:
ReplyDeleteThat's a relief! We thought ol' H5N1 had pooped out too soon.
60% sounds like a good reduction in population.
Ah, let's not revive the Santa Monica city council debates about squirrel abatement now!
ReplyDeleteCounty Agent Notes:
ReplyDeleteWe were researching gophers for our friend & sexual associate (Her yard's like a golf course, there are so many gopher holes, ha ha.) Sunday & the County Ag Dep't. site (maybe, can't exactly remember) referred to S.M. getting in trouble w/ the county for poisoning the squirrels.