Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Taking Our Life Into Our Hands
Spent the last seven eternities looking for anything on the Internet about which we could possibly say something mean. No satisfactory results, so we decided on something else to shock us from the numb: Short term risky eating.
Will we survive to tell the tale?
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You call that risky? Try two year out-of-date controlled substances.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you can't be mean about Ann Romney's horse making the Olympics you could at least be mean about this.
All the cool kids decided to make fun of Bobo yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI was going to do it, too, but I fell asleep.
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i like my butt salted...
ReplyDeleteHow was your butter soup?
ReplyDeleteLung Editor:
ReplyDeleteOK, inspiredly mean. And vicious.
I like salt butts & I cannot lie!
It was just like every other pkg. ever.
Consumption Editor Notes in Passing:
ReplyDeleteThe chances of finding controlled but un-used substances around our bunker are significantly lower than finding expired food stuffs.