Strauss-Kahn Offers New Defense for Sex Scandal
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the French presidential hopeful whose political career was ruined last year after he was accused of attempted rape in New York, is suspected "of complicity in activities related to prostitution in Paris and Washington, where two businessmen are accused of paying for orgies in 2010 and 2011," the New York Times reports.
His lawyer offered a unique defense: "He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman."
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Well, That Clears That Up
Can't tell the hookers w/o a score-card.
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There's no crying in naked Twister!
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Tedium Editor:
ReplyDeleteTwist 'er? We hardly/barely ...
Whereas his problem in the Swissôtel was that you can't easily tell a hotel maid from a naked prostitute. That's the high life for you, hot and cold running women in every room!
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ReplyDeleteDom may just need a new pair of glasses.