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Saturday, February 4, 2012

How To Piss Off Amphibians

Don't be a mere subway-riding elitist, be a gov't.-supported one!
Newt Gingrich wants you to know that subways are for rich folks. Two weeks ago in South Carolina, he pilloried "those who, you know, live in high-rise apartment buildings writing for fancy newspapers in the middle of town after they ride the metro." On Friday in Nevada he blasted Manhattan elites who take the subway to work.
This reporter will be leaving his high-rise bldg. & riding the subway (As well as bus & surface light rail public transit!) w/in an hr. or so, & will be using his wretched person's GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED reduced fare pass (Which may allow transit use to be tracked, but what do we care? We've nothing to hide.) as well. A two-fingered poke in your fat pouch-surrounded eyes, Newt!Must-Play I:

Must-Play II:Sadly, L.A.'s trains are generally hot rails to dull.
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2 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©04 February, 2012 17:05

    That would be as opposed to those Humble Folk who live on gated islands like Kiawah and Seabrook.
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  2. M. Bouffant06 February, 2012 11:55

    Lily-Gilding Editor:

    Gated islands?

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