Hmm. They're both high maintenance, but the car doesn't take half your income for the rest of your life when it gets tired of you. I'll take the car ;).
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Hmm. They're both high maintenance, but the car doesn't take half your income for the rest of your life when it gets tired of you. I'll take the car ;).
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Car & Rack Editor Asks:
ReplyDeletePenguin, or pig?
Politically incorrect, ain't I? ;).
ReplyDeleteSuddenly Nervous Editor:
ReplyDeleteMarriage, divorce & maintenance are all pathetic & bourgeois concepts; mock as you will.
We are more concerned by your apparent telepathic powers.