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That was amusing, but I prefer this.
ReplyDeleteHappy Boxing Day, old chum!
Here's to nursing our hangovers.
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Straight-Edge Ed.:
ReplyDeleteNo hangover for us: One beer!
As I understand it, even one beer means you're not straight-edge.
ReplyDeleteJagged-Edge Editor:
ReplyDeleteHey, nothing we type is true!
And the beer didn't alter what passes for consciousness up here, so ...
how would you know if it had?
ReplyDeleteSelf-Conscious Editor:
ReplyDeleteOh, we can tell.