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Friday, November 25, 2011

Poetry Corner

A favorite from Willard "Mitt" Romney:
I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict,

With hollandaise sauce.

And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs—

With hollandaise sauce in hubcaps.

Because there’s no plates like chrome—

For the hollandaise.
Can you dig it?
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3 comments:

  1. Substance McGravitas26 November, 2011 11:29

    All right, I am voting for Mittens. It's about time there was an artist in the White House.

    No, acting is a craft.

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  2. M. Bouffant26 November, 2011 12:13

    Psychological Afflictions Editor:

    No, acting is a craft.

    You're being generous.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Glennis26 November, 2011 17:44

    Groovy, man.

    ReplyDelete

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