Sunday, October 9, 2011

Part II

Continuing the close calls in personal cleanliness theme, we were going to meet the insignificant other (Whom we will continue to abuse like that, 'cause she claims not to read this drivel. We'll see!) at a cultural event, had the water running for a shower, & had stripped off our undies in preparation for ablutions when the 'phone rang & we were advised she was too beat to go, having been gardening & cleaning about her residence since an ungawdly (To us, certainly, on a Sunday a.m.) hr.

Now somewhat quandrified: If she'd called a min. earlier we'd still be relatively clad, & would just turn off the water. But we don't want to sit around nekkid for the next 12 hrs. (It'll be getting colder, among other things.) nor do we really want to take a shower. Yet we don't want to put clean threads on dirty skin.

We'll just hope this isn't the shower that kills us.

Compromise (1710PDT 9 October 2011): Put on the bathrobe.

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