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Sunday, August 7, 2011
Juvenile Humor Dep't.
Looking for Mickey Kaus? He may be around here somewhere.Technical question: Why the fuck can't the techno-brainiacs make a 'phone (or whatever the fuck this was shot on) w/ a 4:3 aspect ratio? Telebision is better than ever (Definition & aspect ratio-wise. No implications as far as content.) but the Internet & stupid 'phones are returning us to the days of movies seen through Jell-O™.
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Nah, Kaus wouldn't have anything to do with those goats, he only likes the good-looking ones.
ReplyDeleteChomping At The Bit Editor:
ReplyDeleteWhoa, you have set yourself up for some abuse there.
G12! he typed, ignoring BBBB's goatso-looksism.
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I think the idea is you're supposed to be shooting them wide-screen but the technology handily accommodates the vertically-minded.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird.
How Do They Know Editor:
ReplyDeleteNot as weird as people who claim to understand standards of goat beauty.
Now that the Sub-Mariner mentions it, we've seen sideways 'phone footage on YouTube. It may be one thing to shoot it sensibly & another to upload it properly.