Friday, August 5, 2011

Hugh Hefner Found Dead In Mansion

Few details available, but here is a photo of the corpse:

4 comments:

  1. Really Not a Pig Editor:

    What, you think we're a fan? We just wish we'd had the nerve not to use "BOGUS" in our tweet:

    BOGUS BREAKING NEWS: HUGH HEFNER Found DEAD In Playboy Mansion

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  2. "Dead in his Labyrinth" would have been more in keeping with the classics.

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  3. Classics Illustrated Editor:

    You may have confused this w/ another web log.

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