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Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Bleak Future Expected
Said future doubtlessly to include infinite hrs. of discussion of the "Tot Mom" case, now that she's been not-convicted. Plus, the heat & humidity have us in tight blue underwear. And nothing else. If we hadn't already warmed our folding metal chair we'd contemplate stripping all the way down & cooling our pasty white kiester.
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I'm purposely avoiding all news channels now because a.) It depresses me that that elfin sociopath got away with murdering her child and b.) there are kids who murdered by their parents every day, and we don't hear about them. Probably because they're not white.
ReplyDeleteBUTTPLUGS!
ReplyDeleteThey aren't pretty,white and club whore's that let the kid's grand parents raise the kid VS.
ReplyDeleteThankfully very little is being said on my daily political garbage channel that hums along in the background.
Knows Who He Likes Editor:
ReplyDeleteelfin sociopath
club whore
Apparently Canadians have opinions about this stuff too.
ReplyDeleteInt'l. Outrage Editor:
ReplyDeleteYou may be sure America would have quite an opinion if anything as awful ever happened in Canada.
MB, you might try shucking the underpants and curling yourself up around the base of the porcelain throne...it tends to stay nice & cool all the time. I learned this long ago when living in my rent house with (inadequate) window a/c units. Coming home late one night after winning multiple rounds of quarters down at the bar after our softball game, the house was broiling hot. I woke up at about 4 a.m to find myself curled around the base of the throne in panties and bra, back door still wide open, lights on, & etc. When I told my teammates/coworkers about it the next day, they asked, "why were you in there, were you puking?" I said, no, it's just that the house was so hot, and I looked in the bathroom, and there it was...so...so...cool...so...white...so...inviting...
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, you might give it a try...
I would take a bowl of ice and put it in front of a fan before I would curl up around 'da throne'..but that is just me.
ReplyDeleteLike A Pig Editor:
ReplyDeleteYou know it's hot when the cat has repaired to the tiled bathroom floor.
Really, it was a little humid & we just thought we'd complain, but thanks for the advice.
Move to Denver or something!
ReplyDeleteMr.B..you fail to note how hot it was/is in your neck of the hood. I am seeing temps in the 105 range w/humidity similar to New Orleans. We have swamp coolers here in the valley and those fuckers do not work when the dewpoint is over 50..which it most certainly is and has been for a week.
ReplyDeleteWhat say you about the greater Hell-A area temp wise kind sir?
Climate Editor:
ReplyDeleteIt seldom gets above approx. 84°F in the bunker. We just like to whine.
And prefer heat to cold, excess-wise.
I woke up at about 4 a.m to find myself curled around the base of the throne in panties and bra, back door still wide open, lights on ...
Be still, beating heart.
It seldom gets above approx. 84°F in the bunker. Well, there you have it, a temperature that most of us could withstand, without melting into a puddle of goo.
ReplyDeleteWe just like to whine. Obviously. That fact did not go unnoticed by this observer.