Saturday, June 4, 2011

As Promised

Finally:You bet your sweet ass we must quibble: The landing didn't look too soft, although we'll presume that an actual humanoid might be able to exercise some control over it.

And the "Martin Jetpack" logo is a bit on the fascist side, wouldn't you say?

Original research performed by the House of Anti-McGravitas.

5 comments:

  1. There's nothing more fascist than jetpack grannies.
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  2. Whoa, why the hell did they allow that chopper in the vicinity of the jetpack? Ya gotta have rules!!!

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  3. Not to Worry Editor:

    Chase chopper.

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  4. Methane Editor Figures:

    The mannequin, not having a digestive tract, can't produce them.

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