Thursday, May 5, 2011

Debate Society: Feel The Cain-Mentum!

First questions some FOXite asks: How wimpy is Obama?

1808: Herman Cain is NOT in government! But he can recite the businessman's approach to war as enterprise: "What's your objective?"

1815: Pawlenty has been to many of those countries. Chris Wallace asked: Have you made up your mind about water-boarding. T-Paw supports water-boarding!! Show of hands: Paul, Johnson no, every one else YES!! Now Cain quotes what he heard Netanyahu say.

Duck, it's Juan Williams w/ jobs questions!

Pawlenty is a talking point hack.

Paul wants a free market to put trial lawyers out of business. You know, arbitrators. Totally fair. To doctors.

Now, a commercial break. FOXNews is totally a public service organization!

1831: Santorum on health care: It's un-American & takes away our freedom. Hope you get sick & die painfully, you stupid, stupid bastard.

Ron Paul: Gold standard!!

Herman Cain: Fair Tax!

Herman Cain: Can still recite the businessman's approach to war as enterprise: What's your objective?

1850: Gary Johnson is a "free market guy."

Gawd, please, no: This goes on for another 36 mins.? Thought it was merely an hr.

Ron Paul's new book has a chapter on marriage. All for religious or private contract marriage. How much is the arbitrator's assoc. paying this bastard. This translates to support of DOMA?

T-Paw: Can't be anti-business (UNIONS!) & pro-jobs!!

Herman Cain: Businessman! Leader! Never held office!!

Santorum remembers when he won a few Congressional races in the '90s.

Santorum/Paul 2012: Hypocrisy & Heroin

POST-DEBATE w/ Frank Luntz & his flying monkeys: Cain! They'd never heard of him, but his recitation of business babble & MBA-speak wowed 'em.

2 comments:

  1. yeah a Republican black guy to take on a Democratic black guy.

    What could go wrong?

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  2. Now Even More Cynical Editor Types:

    Oh, you should have seen these self-retards lap up the bidnis-speak! "We need to run Washington like a business." Guy's a walking cliché.

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