Friday, May 13, 2011

All In The Family

Also (As we haven't watched all 15+ mins., yeesh.):
  • In an effort to hide her identity, Ensign listed Ms. Hampton as "Aunt Judy" on his cell phone.
  • ”76 text messages were exchanged between Senator Ensign and Ms. Hampton from March 7, 2008 to March 10, 2008.”
  • Tim Coe spotted Ensign and Hampton’s cars in a hotel parking lot. He called Ensign and said “Put your pants on and go home.” Ensign said, “I can’t, I love her.”
Aunt Judy? Really.

3 comments:

  1. He called Ensign and said “Put your pants on and go home.” Ensign said, “I can’t, I love her.”

    Love Story has nothing on this.
    ~

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  2. Aunt Judy?

    Three cheers for porn venues I know nothing about.

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  3. No-Pants-on-Us Editor Remembers:

    Love is having to put your pants on every five minutes.

    He knows nothing. Nothing, you hear, nothing about "grannies."

    ReplyDelete

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