Saturday, February 5, 2011

Not An Invitation, An Insult

Why sad sacks insist on living on the wrong side of the Rockies, w/ blizzards, tornadoes, hurricanes, Heartlanders & all of Flyover Country is beyond us. Plus which, they get the Super Bowl two or three hrs. later than we West Coast elites.

Super Bowl 2011 will take place on Sunday, Feb. 6, 2011, at 6:30 p.m. Eastern Time and 3:30 p.m. Pacific Time.

FOX SUPER BOWL PREGAME

  • 2 p.m. (ET): Super Bowl XLV Pregame Show
  • 2:30 p.m.: Super Bowl Red Carpet begins
  • 3:30 p.m.: TMZ dirt from Super Bowl week
  • 4:30 p.m.: President Obama with Bill O'Reilly
  • 5:30 p.m.: Terry Bradshaw with Big Ben
  • 5:53 p.m.: Declaration of Independance
  • 6:15 p.m.: Michael Douglas narrates open
  • 6:24 p.m.: Christina Aguilera national anthem
  • 6:29 p.m.: SUPER BOWL KICK OFF!
Be sure to miss the Declaration of Independence. (WTF?)

2 comments:

  1. Gives us several extra hours to drink before we have to watch the nastiness.

    I will, however, take your advice about the Declaration of Independence.

    Also the Reagan hagiography. That Phucker.

    I do plan on hooting and showing my genitals during the Bill O'Reilly interview.

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  2. Animal Psychology Editor Asks:

    Will poo be flung?

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