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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Jesus Motherfucking Goddamn Piss Shit Christ, E-fucking-nough Already!!

Is this one "Pimple" or "Juice?"
Hoping that w/ the (at fucking last) absolute end of the holiday season, more specifically the Hyundai & Honda "Sales Events" or whatever the adspeak euphemism for screwing the consumer is, we (& we will generously include any of you w/ any aesthetic sensibility in that "we") will never again undergo the unspeakable horrors of PimplejuicePomplamoose for Hyundai & Vampire Weekend for Honda.

NB: Just as Pimplejuice's crap was used for Toyota as well as Korean crap-mobiles, it seems Vampire Suckfest are double-whoring it as well. What a brave new world we are in not to have to please an actual audience, & to be successful merely by amusing desperately-seeking-hipness losers at an ad agency music dep't.

(We were just subjected to both Pimplejuice & Vampire Weekend advertising air polluters during the same commercial break, & must assume that the traffic dep'ts. of major telebision stations & networks have simply been done away with in a profit-making move of some sort.)

In the case of Honda, remember Pearl Harbor!

In the case of Hyundai, you Hermit Kingdom fucks try defending yourselves from your brothers & sisters to the North w/o the assistance of American Imperial Forces for a change!
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5 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald02 January, 2011 20:23

    I guess I may have to start monitoring the news from Post Offices and/or tall vantage points in the Koreatown area?

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonald02 January, 2011 20:24

    And, of course, certain car dealerships, Hyundai Man

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©02 January, 2011 20:32

    I've got it!

    Problem: Lack of musical diversity.

    Solution: Pimplemoose, from Hockeyland!
    ~

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonald02 January, 2011 20:57

    A moose pimpled my sister once....

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  5. M. Bouffant02 January, 2011 21:02

    "How'd He Know?" Editor Advises/Warns:

    Funny you should mention it ... but we have an actual, material grudge against the Postal Service. If the prick/witch (Dunno, really.) who delivers the mail didn't usually get here before we stagger towards the kawf-fee there might be blood in the lobby.

    "Makin' a list/checkin' it twice ..."

    Moosepimp are very diverse. They'll cover anything as long as it sucks & they can worse-ify it.

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