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Monday, December 20, 2010

Myth W/ A Whip

More of Coked®-up Santa (If we remember our cultural heritage correctly, it was Coca-Cola® adverts that established the current Santa image.) in the Golden Age here. This one's rather creepy; is the elf (?) openable w/ a church key?
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4 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©20 December, 2010 04:55

    That Santa looks like he's been guzzling rum and cokes...
    ~

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard20 December, 2010 04:58

    All the HFCS from those cokes plumped him up!

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  3. Substance McGravitas20 December, 2010 16:38

    Well, you keep the elf in the freezer until he's good and dead, pop the cap and have a brain freeze.

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  4. M. Bouffant20 December, 2010 17:01

    Culinary Editor Complains:

    Takes too long to freeze the little polar natives to death.

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