Q: Why did the No Labels member cross the road?Mere mention of Gutfeld is a dead giveaway that it won't be funny, but ... Maybe it's deliberately not funny because ... something very, very meta, as we all know how clever Treach & Gut are.
A: Do you really need to call it that?
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Q: How many No Labels members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I thought I told you to shut up.
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A Chinese guy, a Jewish guy, and a No Labels guy walk into a bar. Only two of them ever figure out what to order.
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A No Labels member goes to the doctor. Says, “It hurts when I do this!” Doc doesn’t say anything because it might come out wrong.
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Q: What do you call a No Labels member with one leg?
A: You don’t call him anything. Try paying attention next time, wingnut.
(Inspiration, as always, by Greg Gutfeld.)
*Yes, we're mocking gimpy jaywalker Jim, although the original intent of "Crawler" was to mock the entire Daily Caller. He's probably using a walker by now anyway.
...besides figuring it to be another sad collection of fence-sitters, or mugwumps.
ReplyDeleteIt's David Gergen and a bunch of other assholes who aren't far enough right to fit in with Simple Sarah and the teabaggers, but remain steadfast in their determination to be blights on humanity anyways.
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