We promise you a minimum of one death at the hands of another (That's us!!): The landlord, the manager, or both. Look at this (literal) shit:
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| NB: Brown stuff on floor is SHIT, not part of the tiles. |
NEWS FLASH: Seems to have stopped, an hr. after it started. This does not mean landlord boy is off the hook. Indeed, he may be hanging by his sickly flesh on a hook for quite some time. What will knowledge of anesthesiology do for you then, Doc? (Second time we've enjoyed a croaker as a landlord. Whatever alleged good they do is not made up for by the evil done as landlords. Doesn't their bullshit oath apply to anything beyond safeguarding their profits?)
WARNING: Thanks to Google, we know where you practice, rent-seeking parasite. And when one's kitchen floor is covered in shit-water, there really isn't much left to live for. Beside revenge, of course! (And justice. Can't forget that.)
Oh man. That's brutal. But at least you put the LAT to good use.
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ReplyDeleteNo sheet. We'd been thinking of heaving the whole pile out. Good that we didn't. May have to start buying the dog-trainer again, just to have absorbent material on hand.
Hey, when you comin' over to visit? It's not like it smells like shit in here or anything!