Thursday, September 30, 2010

Stale Comedy Gold Rush

They just keep digging their own holes deeper, & then they give us all the precious minerals & shit they find. Peak wing-nut? Not as long as there's an Interfestation, it seems.

Investigatory tip: When excavating a new dig, always try to find the "humor" (Or "Humour".) zone. Provides the quickest insight into the culture.
"See, what's wrong w/ Mallard Fillmore is, no one 'gets' mallards. Geese, they get. Look!"

Not enough for Mr. Jarlsberg (Not his real name?) to draw, he goes for text. We advise you to click, lest the RIGHTNETWORK become discouraged. Do not let a source like this dry up from inattention. Plenty of room for comments. And if you were looking for P.J. O'Rourke, he's there. (If you weren't, good for you. We're just mentioning it.)

5 comments:

  1. I am more willing to believe in UFOs and good Pauly Shore movies than I am to believe in right-wing humor.


    They also have a problem with consent, but I don't think it's the same problem.

    PJ O'Rourke? I figure his problem is that he predicated his career on aping HST, then stopped doing drugs.

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  2. Historical Ed. Asks:

    HST? Was O'Rourke a haberdasher? In the artillery in WWI? Oh. Ooooh. (Stupid young people. Whadda they know?)

    P.J.'s trouble was taking the wrong drugs in the first place.

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  3. Agreed. Also contributing: being born on third base.

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  4. This cartoon seems to imply that Herr Jarlsberg is an atheist. If I gave a crap, I'd post a comment.

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  5. 'Tater Ed. Has Looked

    One comment there so far.

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