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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Free Money

Cash from an armored car gets loose, & the fucking pigs act as if it were their fucking moolah.
"There's still a lot of money out there," Kelso said. "People need* to come in and turn the money in. If they don't and we ID them, they will be facing charges."
Easy for us to type from here, but go fuck yourself, Sarge.

*Fuck you again, Sarge. For the five millionth time, English-speakers, no one, anywhere, ever, "needs" to do anything. Period.
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6 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©25 March, 2010 18:25

    Damnit, I was busy working for peanuts at the underwriting circus.

    And here you linked my hometown useless paper!
    ~

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  2. M. Bouffant25 March, 2010 19:01

    From The Panda Editor:

    We're still pandering.

    Is there a useful paper there?

    ReplyDelete
  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©25 March, 2010 19:05

    Nope.

    It's a lot like my actual hometown, Washington, D.C., in that regard.
    ~

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  4. Betty Cracker26 March, 2010 00:29

    Damn, why couldn't a bag of money drop on the hood of my car?

    ReplyDelete
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  6. M. Bouffant26 March, 2010 14:28

    Death To Spammers Editor Announces:

    "patrick" has already been killed & shoved into a wood-chipper.

    Hoping the money-bag is big enough to dent your hood!

    ReplyDelete

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