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Friday, February 12, 2010

What Are The Odds?

We saved these shots from the Facebook widgets on Wired & FDL. If Wired has 50,186 fans on FB, how is is that
Michael, upper left w/ the Santa hat, whom we have actually met in meatspace (once) through a mutual acquaintance, who occupies a spot on our local bog-roll & w/ whom we've exchanged email ('though not using the email we use for FB) & who is not one of our FB "friends," is the first face seen? That was creepy enough, but we peeped at FDL today & noticed this:
Better odds, but Johnny, (lower right) is another actual meatspace acquaintance, & is an FB "friend." This can't possibly be random.

Obviously, we need to put the bunker about 100 ft. below ground, & get some serious stuff going w/ proxies & any other way we can find to defend ourself from this onslaught. Perhaps a shitmoat coated in flaming oil will do the trick.

NB: None of our damn friends have stupid GEN X names like Jason, Joshua, Jedidiah or the like. Biblical fuckwads.
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3 comments:

  1. Mendacious D12 February, 2010 22:16

    Simple remedy: start posting at the Daily Caller. You won't HAVE friends after that.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©13 February, 2010 05:58

    NB: None of our damn friends have stupid GEN X names like Jason, Joshua, Jedidiah or the like.

    Of course not. Cylons don't have friends like that.
    ~

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  3. M. Bouffant13 February, 2010 11:10

    Robo-Editor Sez:

    Hey, good idea. We'll start posting at The Daily Cylon. Hope we don't meet Tucker in the men's room.

    How much you wanna bet all of Tucker's interns & flunkies are Jareds & Jagoffs?

    (Cylons hate the yout'.)

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