Saturday, February 6, 2010

Live Blogging The Morans

1801: Geraldo babbling on FOX as Breitbart babbles w/ lowered sound, introducing Mrs. P.
Other morons babbling on the other channels.

1803: Oh barf, BB audible on C-SPAN. Repeating himself. Does he own a tie?

1805: She's sporting a wig, or her hair will never be the same.

1806: I can't watch this treacle. She's thanked soldiers for giving us our freedoms & wished Reagan a happy birthday.

1809: What an awful witch.

1816: Talking points, & old ones. Let's rehash the Xmess underpants bomber. Crowd goes wild ... Oh look, her loser son who had to join the Army to avoid jail is invoked.

1818: Oh, it gets worse.

1819: Just wondered if "Alaska" was still a "beacon of hope." She may have meant "America," or she still wants to be Queen of the North.

5 comments:

  1. Did the speech end after 19 minutes, or did you expire?
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  2. Not The Freaking Stenographic Ed. Types:

    Think she went on for an hour.

    Took us from 1806 to 1819 just to move enough to change the channel, & she just would not shut up in the meantime.

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  3. You went above and beyond MB, the hair would have done me in.

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  4. I saw all 5 parts YouTubed on some blog - but I wasn't batshit-insane enough to WATCH them!

    Don't worry - I hear that if you stick to bland foods & get plenty of bed-rest, the cells that line your stomach will grow right back after a few days ... you brave, crazy, masochistic blogger.

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  5. "Ain't No Thang" Editor Announces:

    Only had her/it on for the first 12 mins. or so.

    We know our limits.

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