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Monday, December 7, 2009
Heaven On Earth
The above was somehow an object of mockery where we found it. We had to rescue it & present it totally w/o irony. Or w/ some sort of double or meta-irony. Big Velveeta© fans here at Just Another Blog™, though we've never done much w/ its sauce form. This gives us some ideas for dolphintuna melts. The grating of cheese can be a real chore. (As can grating that damn tuna.)
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Velveeta© is Grate!
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You know sandwich makers are awesome, right?
ReplyDeleteFrom The "Still Trying To Live On Air (& A Little Water)" Editor:
ReplyDeleteAt the Bouffant Bunker, if we wanted to grill our cheese creations we'd just slap the iron on them in the frying pan, if we had an iron.
And we suspect getting the Velv out of the sandwich cooker (Do Not Be Fooled: It doesn't MAKE* them, it just makes them hot!) would be more grating.
*That we'd pay for.
Forgetful Ed. Adds:
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to check what Mlle. McArdle has typed on the subject of sandwich prep, of course.
Last Gasp From Ed.:
ReplyDeleteNot getting a Hello Kitty sandwich maker! Are there no Virgin Mary sandwich devices?
And we suspect getting the Velv out of the sandwich cooker (Do Not Be Fooled: It doesn't MAKE* them, it just makes them hot!) would be more grating.
ReplyDeleteYou suspect WRONG! It goops out the sides quite nicely if left too long. Yum.