B. S.: Man Of The People, The Common Clay ... I. E., A Moron

The Boss Opens Michigan Show With "Hello, Ohio!" Greeting

Auburn Hills, MI--A little geography snafu couldn't keep Michigan from being rocked by Bruce Springsteen. The iconic rocker greeted his Palace of Auburn Hills audience Friday night with a hearty "Hello, Ohio!" a reference he repeated several times over the next half hour before catching his mistake, with what appeared to be a whispered assist from guitarist Steven Van Zandt.

"I'm all right," said the grinning Springsteen, who remained visibly self-conscious about the slip. "That is every front man's nightmare."

We hate "iconic rocker" Bruce Springsteen's pseudo-rock & roll w/ every jealous bone in our body. What a fucking jerk. And as stupid as a zillionaire man of the people should be.

P. S.: If you want to read an odious ass-licking of Bru-uuuuuuuuuuuuuu-ce: the rest of the story.

Example: "A slightly shredded voice presented few problems, as the singer occasionally skirted high notes and ably pushed his way through the sustained rock shout of Born in the USA."

It is to vomit.