Throwing Up A Little In One's Mouth

From CP (No, not Communist Party!) a wrap up of what went on at the kiddy tables in the meeting rooms at the Values Voters Summit.

But targeting Millennials through pro-life appeals mixes sexuality with chastity. During the panel, Mattera took the David and Goliath metaphor another perverse step: If conservatives (David) smite liberals (Goliath), they will be rewarded with the hot conservative women, just like King Saul promised his daughter to the warrior who slew the evil giant. “You know his daughter must have been beautiful because there’s no guy whose gonna die for an ugly girl,” Mattera chortled. “Our women are hot. We have Michelle Malkin. Who does the left have, Rachel Maddow? Sorry, I prefer that my women not look like dudes.”

The hottest conservative activists, in fact, are anti-abortion crusaders like Lila Rose of Live Action and Kristan Hawkins of Students for Life of America, who shared the panel with Mattera. Rose, who in a speech earlier that weekend suggested that abortions be performed “in the public square,” wore a voluptuous red dress with a neck to thigh zipper in the back, and playfully tossed her long dark hair as she spoke. Yet she presented herself as a pure and innocent Esther figure on a mission from God to prevent genocide.

We are almost tempted to enter the names Lila Rose & Kristan Hawkins into a search engine & decide for ourselves on the aesthetic values of these young virgins, but we fear directing our sexuality inward & becoming gay, so we'll leave the searching to others.

No, wait, this just in:OK, now we're vomiting, not just throwing up in our mouth.