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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Personal Appearance Round-Up

Tonight this reporter will be attending a screening (as we pretensiosos in "Hollywood" type) of what its trailer describes as both "THE MOST AWAITED EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF ENTERTAINMENT" & "THE MOST DISTINGUISHED MOTION PICTURE OF ALL TIME!"
It's just gotta be good. "Distinguished Motion Pictures" are the best! (Especially when they're about "Hollywood.") See you there.
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4 comments:

  1. Substance McGravitas25 July, 2009 22:56

    Going in your smoking jacket doesn't mean shit anymore becouse you can't smoke.

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  2. Larry Harmon26 July, 2009 09:41

    So, Bouff, what WAS the "most distinguished motion picture of all time"?
    P.

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  3. Another Kiwi26 July, 2009 12:04

    Surely it'd be a nature doco about squirrels and such?

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  4. M. Bouffant26 July, 2009 22:31

    Telebision & Pond Film Editor Responds:

    Certainly THE WORLD'S LONGEST MOVIE, the 1954 "A Star Is Born."

    176 minutes of squirrels, indeed. Plus restored footage (they found the soundtrack, but the visuals were stills & long shots of doubles). Whew!!

    The original cut ran 182 mins. or something, then the Bros. decided to cut it down half-way through its run.

    Now we're almost interested in seeing the '30s, non-musical, original.

    And we had to go around the corner to smoke during the welcome intermission.

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