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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Hunkering Down
Pardon our recent absence from cyber-space, but there's a "real" world out there, & we've been in it, preparing for repercussions from the onslaught of Michael Jackson mourners expected to invade downtown Los Angeles later today. We can only assume that someone will do something stupid, the LAPD will compound the situation w/ their standard over-reaction (It's their job, after all.) & civil unrest will commence.
We'll be holed up behind the two feet of brick here, armed & dangerous as usual. Once the electricity goes off check our Twitter feed; we'll twit from our mobile until the battery runs out. By then civilization should be on its last legs, & we'll be out looting. (We didn't get shit in '92. This time will be different.)
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I think you should be out preying on the gullible. Selling pieces of nose or teeth or various bones would be my angle.
ReplyDeleteMedical Waste Editor Replies:
ReplyDeleteWe understand the decedent's plastic surgeon has that market wrapped up.
See you're talking about real artifacts. I'm not sure the poor grief stricken folks you would be trying to help, will notice if there is a high % of plasticine or wood involved
ReplyDeleteReliquary Editor Responds:
ReplyDeleteWe're not sure there wouldn't be a certain amount of plasticine, wood, & perhaps puppy dog tails involved in the actual items.