Saturday, June 13, 2009

Archie Andrews®™ Makes His Move

Big, dull news from the world of comics. The loser not taking it well.
Of added non-interest: We're a bit worried about Jughead's®™ parents, Mr. & Mrs. Jones®™. As they both have Jughead's®™ nose, would it be irresponsible to speculate that they might be (at least) cousins?

4 comments:

  1. I'm not sure why Archie doesn't just throw bricks at her head.

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  2. Affairs of the Heart Editor Asks:

    Betty's head, or Veronica's? We'll say both, just to be fair.

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  3. Betty's!

    It'd be an Ignatz and Krazy thing. Veronica wouldn't take that shit.

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  4. Sappy Romance Comics Ed. Agrees:

    Good point. Betty's no Sarah Palin. Ronnie, however ...

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