Better Late Than Never: First AccusationSpeculation Of Murder; (Not Just Birth Certificate But) Passport "Questions"

Here's the first Vince Foster-style suggestion that ACORN thugs or [Type your Boogy-Man of choice in this box] have been performing political assassinations. (The first we've seen, at least. The source, by the way, is the Reverend Moon's Washington Times. We'd really like to know what Paranoid Libertarian thinks of that self-proclaimed Messiah.)

The sketchy details:  Just over A YEAR AGO (!!) someone involved in State Dep't. contract employees snooping at candidate passport files was killed. One yr. ago, we'll repeat. Militarist Libertarian calls this a "DEVELOPING STORY." 

Now, some on the Right are alleging a possible connection to Obama's past passport problems. 

And:

Questions are also arising as to why this key witness was let loose to travel around DC without any federal protection.

From the LR sidebar:

We've been around since 2005. Since that time we've broken major political stories, and scooped other sites on candidate announcements, election results, and even politician scandals.

(Been a year late on most of them?) There would seem to be a "major political story" here, "libs." One of the large staff there could pick up the 'phone & call the D. C. Metropolitan PD to ask them just what's up w/ this case, A YEAR LATER(!!) couldn't they? Or could they "not handle the truth?" Three mins. on Google™ too much research? 

File under: Straws, Grasping at. And under: Hokey Smokes, lookit this, where it all seems to have started:

Another day, another creepy murder related in some way to Barack Obama. There is something about this guy that leads to unusual murders wherever his name arises.

Yes, keep it up. Pace yourselves a little, because it has to last until 2010, when all of your sputtering, incoherent rage will carry you back to Washington on a tsunami of victory.