Why We Are Not A Muslim, Either

Since most on the left are Satanic atheists, the non-stop accusations from right wing blatherers that we're all a bunch of moooslim patsies is a load of crap. Those barbarians won't even let Satan in the hair salons.

"Police confronted rascals and thugs who appeared in public wearing satanic fashions and unsuitable clothing," Qaemshahr city police commander Mahmoud Rahmani told IRNA. Rahmani also said that five barber shops were shut and 20 more warned for "promoting Western hairstyles." In the past, such crackdowns have lasted a few weeks or months, but the current campaign was launched in 2007 and has not let up. It includes measures against men sporting spiky "Western" hairstyles or women wearing tight trousers and high boots.

Which puts them on the same level as the Mormons, who recently put their morals squad in effect in California, though more w/ money than arrests. And while we'll wag our finger at asshole ayatollahs as much as the next finger-wagger, there's not much more we can do about religious ugliness in Iran. We don't think bombing them into the stone age will necessarily cut down on strict dress code enforcement. (It's not the "nanny" state, it's the "junior high" state.) So pardon us as we citizen patriots of Unreal America deal w/ religious bullies right here, where we can do some good. Hey, look, here comes the morals squad now. As a patriotic American, we must get up at 0900 to watch the Army-Navy game, so we'll deal w/ William A. Donohue & his co-signers later. Much later.