Thursday, September 4, 2008

Annals of Law Abiding

A law abiding citizen puts his guns to good use in Westwood (mere blocks from the park where Just Another Blog's™ editorial staff sleeps).
Man with van load of ammunition shoots traffic light in Westwood, UCLA police say Gene Bush allegedly began firing at a traffic light at Broxton and Le Conte avenues. Authorities say the 52-year-old, now in custody, had more than 10,000 rounds of ammo in his van and a storage locker, as well as timers and other suspicious materials in his briefcase. [...] Campus police said they did not believe that Bush had a criminal history. They said he appeared to be living in his van.
More guns for more law abiders, we say. Where are ours? We've never been convicted of anything.

2 comments:

  1. Ah, but that little contretemps involving the sheriff's department will prohibit you for possessing guns in Kalifornia for five years. Actually, I guess it's about three years now.
    P.

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  2. Outdoors Editor Replies:

    At least we're not living in our van. And we might be able to find a "law-abiding citizen" willing to make a purchase for us. Heh heh.

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