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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Annals of Religion (Not)

Each Sat. a. m. on our way to Starbucks (maybe we should switch to the Dunkin' Donuts across the blvd.) we steal the Daily News (yes, there is a paper in L. A. besides the incredible shrinking one) from a business that probably won't be using it on Sat., so we can do the NYT Sat. crossword. Voracious print fetishist that we are, we take a minute or two to scan the entire mess. Sometimes it's worth the wasted minutes. As it turns out, in this case it wasn't, because we couldn't find the printed in the murdered-tree version item about which we wanted to whine on their crummy website. Incompetent bastards. Not even worth stealing!
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2 comments:

  1. Larry Harmon03 August, 2008 10:38

    Wouldn't Drunken Donuts be cheaper?
    P.

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  2. M. Bouffant03 August, 2008 11:12

    Spendthrift Editor Answers:

    Probably, though not by too much. Starbucks™© is aesthetically preferable, however, on the basis of the wood to plastic decor ratio alone. And $0.50 refills if you keep your cup.

    Now that we're in the money (if it ever arrives) we can go hog-wild, & may even eat "healthily" @ Subway©™ once a wk.

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