Thursday, July 3, 2008

Modest MouseMormon


Click here if you don't want any of your females looking slutty. Left: "Teen Vest Dress." Guess what the material is? Polyester, of course. Also note that in their universe, "pants" don't exist. Boys (& only boys) wear "trousers."

For variety? It's the "Teen Princess Dress" (above right). 100% polyester? Of course!!

2 comments:

  1. Let me counter with Trashy Diva

    As long as we're trading dress patterns...

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  2. A Disappointed Editor Replies:

    We were hoping for something a bit naughtier, w/ a name like that.

    ReplyDelete

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