Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Shut Down!

I've been practicing social distancing for about five yrs. now, since the unfortunate realization that every humanoid I've ever known in meatspace is a useless piece of shit. (Thanks for all the help, you two-faced shits. Hope you get it & die painfully.)

And now, ladies & germs, w/o further ado, the aptly named Germs advise you to shut down.This reporter advises that you surrender now & shut down all bodily functions. There won't be a ventilator for you anyway.

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