⟸This has been going on (not going on, actually) since this reporter woke up & decided to get out of bed around 1245PDT. (10+ hrs. ago, for the innumerate.) Fucking cable iNternet was never out that long. Indeed, it's actually fortunate that I haven't yet told Spectrum where to shove their iNternet service.
What say we kill all the fucking gawddamn scientists & their technician drones ("Can you reboot it for me? Are the lights on?") & return to living in mud huts & squalor: We'll be better off, trust me!