Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Have A Safe & Sane Fourth!

U.S.D.A.
Just kidding; hoping for holiday food poisoning on a massive scale.

Among other safety tips offered:
— don’t `taste test’ foods to see if they have spoiled.
Y'know, if you're inclined to do that in the first place, go right ahead, don't let no smarty-pants tell you what to do. The humanoid gene pool needs plenty of thinning.
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