Florida Boy

 Florida Today:
Child rescued after getting stuck inside arcade claw machine

Discussion:

Gabrielle Okun / The Daily Caller:   Boy Gets Stuck In Arcade Machine After Climbing In To Get Toy

Drew Schwartz / VICE:   This Kid Really, Really Wanted a Toy

Joshua Rhett Miller / New York Post:   Boy gets stuck in arcade claw machine

Our headline's misleading; per florida today, not the typical "Florida Humanoid" resolution. Apparently he knew what he was doing:

The boy eventually got his hands on his coveted prize, a stuffed football — and a few others.

"He came out with some toys," Sutton said. "He did end up with what he was after."

There may yet be hope for Floriduh.

Or not. Contemplate the existential agony of

the Beef 'O' Brady's restaurant in the 2800 block of Garden Street

in Titusville, Fla. "See you at Beef's®"