Monday, October 2, 2017

If I Had A Hammer ...

Divine wind

If I owned a plane I wouldn't have wasted five secs. on shooting crackers at the cracker-fest, I would've loaded that sucker up w/ all the fuel it could carry & as much explosive material as I could find & pulled a Twin Towers-type attack.

Death from Above, Bit-Chezz!!

2 comments:

Mister Sterling said...

I look forward to seeing you at the very white Newport Folk Festival. It will be great! On one hand, I am happy to see that one of my favorite bloggers has become a bloodthirsty old man. On the other hand, whoa, that's dark.

M. Bouffant said...

Nothing To Lose & Bitter, Too Editor:
All I'll say is I'm a very angry person (on short rations 'til my gummint money shows up tomorrow, among other things) &, as I have nothing, & will probably have less & less as the cost of living goes up & Social Security/Section 8 doesn't, I'm no longer constrained by conventional standards of decorum or the conventional wisdom (or anything the hell else). And of course conventional wisdom, not rocking the boat & sheer cowardice/fear of the N.R.A. is what allows this sort of horror in the first place.

So I'm looking to cause as much outrage as I can before I go.

Newport? Folk music? Don't give me any ideas.