Shittiest New Yr.'s Day Ever?

Very sad bear.

For California's "professional" footsball teams, could be:
Emerald City 25, Frisco 23.
K.C. Cultural Appropriators 37, Dago 27.
Oxygen-Deprived City 24, Oaktown 6.
Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan* 44, Lost Lambs 6.

The only hope for Kali Pride now is our University of Spoiled Children defeating Penn. State's Happy Valley Pederasts tomorrow in the Rose Bowl.

On a more encouraging note for our fair state:

The Right’s Hatred of California Is Really Fear of a Future that Already Is Working

Probably pretty much the same thing, but shorter/simpler:

California Versus Trumpland

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*Credit where due: "Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan" stolen from Mock Paper Scissors.