This 🦃touching little Thanksgiving tale🦃 has been on (albeit currently at the bottom of) the popular items list at the foot of this pile of 💩 for some time, holidays or not. No idea why; no one linked to it that I know, nor is it an embarrassing celebrity picture that might pop up in a typical search by idiots on the iNternet, but if it's popular, we'll bring it back.
And you may be absolutely certain I'll not be leaving the bunker today.
Blogger Meta-Note: Many will be sadly disappointed, but there is no "goatse" special character. Yet.