Take a look at what passes for a professional fundraising pitch from the Trump campaign
Where do you even begin with this? The candidate cannot even speak above a third grade level when he's reading off of [sic] cue cards. No one in his shop has any idea how craft a message that is a whit more subtle than, literally, "if you elect me, we will all be happy again."Vital message from the Trump Facebook item where the above appeared:
Are you team Trump? Prove it! Donate now and get your FREE hat today!Did someone say
*Can't even get the captions correct. Or literate. Just another example of hiring the best, the very best, very, very brilliant people. O.K.?