David Corn / Mother Jones:We got a right!
The Time Ted Cruz Defended a Ban on Dildos — His legal team argued there was no right “to stimulate one's genitals.” — In one chapter of his campaign book, A Time for Truth, Sen. Ted Cruz proudly chronicles his days as a Texas solicitor general, a post he held from 2003 to 2008.Discussion:Eric Levitz / New York Magazine: Ted Cruz Once Argued That Americans Have No ‘Due Process’ Right to MasturbateJon Green / AMERICAblog NewsAMERICAblog News: As TX Solicitor General, Ted Cruz argued against the right to masturbateBethania Palma Markus / Raw Story: Ted Cruz's former roommate just revealed his self-pleasuring technique — click only if you've already had lunchTom McCarthy / Guardian: Trump supporters sent Colorado GOP chair ‘thousands’ of death threats - liveJoanna Rothkopf / The Slot: Are You Surprised That Ted Cruz Once Fought Passionately Against Dildos?
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
War On Dildoes!
by M. Bouffant at 12:34
Sad-assed, sad-faced sad sack Sen. Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is the biggest throbbing Nimrod ever: