Throw Another Koala On The Barbie

Good eatin'.

Bad-azz puddy-tat P-22 on the loose at the zoo?

Thursday, March 10, 2016 07:35AM
LOS ANGELES (KABC) --
P-22, the mountain lion that lives in our local mountains, is believed to have killed a koala at the Los Angeles Zoo, the deputy mayor of L.A. confirmed on Thursday.

The zoo is investigating the circumstances surrounding a koala's disappearance.

Zoo officials have since removed the other koalas, as well as other animals, from their public habitats.

I wonder if koalas taste all eucalyptus-y.

Further gory details from an actual news source, as opposed to Walt Disney's fake joke news station.