Wednesday, March 9, 2016

The Price Of Freedom:
Kill All The Martians!

Yet, across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, [But sexy! — M.B.] regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
— H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds.
From the Topps' bubble gum card series.
There's something seriously wrong here: This reporter isn't even one-sixth as loony as attempted Martian-killer Kyle Odom, yet Odom can afford guns & airline tickets, & I'm stuck here w/ only a devil-box & righteous rhetoric to defend myself from the over-sexed Martian Queers surrounding us. Help!!
 Michael E. Miller / Washington Post:
Idaho shooting suspect's ‘hypersexual’ Martian manifesto is a window into an unraveling mind  —  On Tuesday evening, as tourists snapped photos in front of the White House, a young man with blond hair and blue eyes approached the black iron fence.  —  Kyle Odom wasn't there to take pictures, though.

Making A List, Checking It Twice

Uh-oh. The International Jewish-Bolshevik Conspiracy was bad enough, but now there's an interplanetary conspiracy? Grab your shootin' irons & start shooting, they're everywhere!!


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Looks like he's all out of bubblegum.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Another take... I figured that the shooting was rooted in some weird sexual shit, but I didn't figure it would involve Martian sexual shit.

Weird Dave said...

Please don't get too many ideas from this guy...