Sunday, February 14, 2016

Today In Cultural Criticism

Heard awful & all-too-familiar auditory emanations from the speakers & looked up to see it was Der Shtingle, w/ his limp-dicked good-timey music (only made worse by the addition of a fucking pointed hipster beard) medleying his greatest shits. At the N.B.A. All-Star Game. Even were he a Canuck there'd be no excuse; this booking is truly incomprehensible.

Praise Almighty Nothing for the DVR (& videotape) as I have the option of returning to a Tonight Show episode from 1975 w/ Mel Brooks introducing clips of Gene Wilder breaking up on the set of Young Frankenstein. Now that's entertainment, you unknowing millennials!


Brendan Keefe said...

In fairness, it wasn't nearly as awful as the Super Bowl halftime show.

Okay, new low bar set.

M. Bouffant said...

Aged & Disinterested Editor:
I either had the sound muted/was listening to something else, or none of SB entertainment made any impression. Have made any post-event effort to see what all the kerfuffle was about, either.

Deliberately missed Mme. Goo-Goo's rendition of the anthem, but it & "Gawd Bless ..." get the hook immediately around here anyway.