Sunday, February 14, 2016

Today In Cultural Criticism

Heard awful & all-too-familiar auditory emanations from the speakers & looked up to see it was Der Shtingle, w/ his limp-dicked good-timey music (only made worse by the addition of a fucking pointed hipster beard) medleying his greatest shits. At the N.B.A. All-Star Game. Even were he a Canuck there'd be no excuse; this booking is truly incomprehensible.

Praise Almighty Nothing for the DVR (& videotape) as I have the option of returning to a Tonight Show episode from 1975 w/ Mel Brooks introducing clips of Gene Wilder breaking up on the set of Young Frankenstein. Now that's entertainment, you unknowing millennials!

2 comments:

Brendan Keefe said...

In fairness, it wasn't nearly as awful as the Super Bowl halftime show.

Okay, new low bar set.

M. Bouffant said...

Aged & Disinterested Editor:
I either had the sound muted/was listening to something else, or none of SB entertainment made any impression. Have made any post-event effort to see what all the kerfuffle was about, either.

Deliberately missed Mme. Goo-Goo's rendition of the anthem, but it & "Gawd Bless ..." get the hook immediately around here anyway.