Canine Emotion Iventory

Some say gratitude's an emotion for dogs, & this dog will bite anyone's hand on any pretense anyway, but I will admit that as little as I have (Not even a fucking dishwasher, humanoid or mechanical, & in a supposedly civilized nation!) at least there are washing machines & dryers in the compound here, & I needn't bundle my rags, take them down to the river & beat them w/ rocks (saving the rocks for different targets) or even go to Laundrywood.