Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Today In Foreign Affairs

Before the United States Capitol for all to point & laugh, two reality show phony celebrities shared their feelings on treaties & terrorists & Israel & sprinkly fairy dust & perversion (A'gin it!) & pretty pink kaleidoscopes & I-RAN!
Say it & remember: Sarah Palin would have been the Prez if McCain had been elected (& died from the shock). Of course virtually everything she says about Obama is being projected from atop her own private unicorn/snow machine.Another Republican foreign policy expert weighed in, the noted theologian, "anti-establishment" pro-Semite & professional duck call carver Phil "Duck Commander" Robertson.If you loves you some Joooos so much you cracker, whyncha move to Iz-reel & turn into one?

Also projecting:
'We are led by very, very stupid people! Stupid people! We can not let it continue,' the GOP front-runner said in classic Trump fashion.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Ol' Phil would make a great ayatollah.

M. Bouffant said...

95% White-Bearded Ed.:
Apparently they decided to go w/ the ZZ Top look for their little telebision show, & were almost as clean (-shaven, anyway) as you are prior to fame & fortune.