My latest regret? That I won't live long enough to see humanity boil itself to death in its own waste.
Gave some thought earlier to making Griffith Park a hellish inferno that will eventually consume all of Los Angeles; fortunately for the millions of idiots who live around me, it's already too damn hot to leave the bunker. (Not sure a mere nine m.p.h. [just under 14.5 klicks] is enough local wind speed to propagate the flames, either. Best-laid plans & all.)